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We all know that, “Behind every success of a man, there could only be one woman.” Have you ever wondered what if the man is now a woman? Would there be someone “behind” it?

These are some indicators to find out if a boy is a man or otherwise.

Hair Whorl

Gay men are more likely to have a counter clockwise hair whorl.

Embryo

According to a study, the environment inside the embryo can make a man gay. Scientist thinks that the antibodies produced by the womb are responsible for it. In their previous research, it was revealed that the more number of older brothers a boy has, the more likely he is to be a gay, although there are no scientific reasons for this phenomenon.

Actions and Games

Even when your boys are still young, there are some signs they could be gay. I have this friend who has twins. After making fun of the two boys, they approached me and horsed around. One boy punches me in my hands non-stop. I felt the punch. It was a good hard one. after seeing what his twin brother did to me. He imitated it. Immediately, you can compare the intensity of the impact. You might say that, they are only 5 years old. I’d say, it starts there.

You can also gauge it with the games and toys they play. I guess it is pretty obvious that when one plays with cars and the other plays with Barbie dolls, that pretty much gives it away.

Now, How to effectively tell your folks about it?

• How to tell your mom
Go with your mom to the mall. Whilst shopping with your mom, give opinions on what your mom should wear. Make her fit it then help her mix and match. After that, simply blurt out, have you ever wished you have a daughter (or another daughter) to go shopping with you? If she answers, “I’d love that!” It’s your cue to say, “I’d like to apply to be your daughter!”

• How to tell your dad
After a long day of work, you surely can’t expect your dad to understand clearly what you have to “reveal” to him. After dinner, give your dad a good massage. Make him feel relaxed. Wait until he wonders why you are doing that. If he asks, “Son, why are you doing this? Do you need anything?” Tell your dad, “Nothing. Did you ever wonder how it feels to have a daughter (or another daughter) to take care of you dearly?” If he answers Yes or No, explain to him what he can expect and, go on with your shocking revelation!

• How to tell your folks and family:
At a party, facilitate your own game. Try scavenger hunt. At the end of the list, include “Gay”. If they finally gave up and ask, “Where can we find the item “Gay”. Tell them, “You’ve got me!”

There are tons of other creative ways on how to reveal to your folks that you are not a guy but a gay that will lessen the impact of your revelation to your folks. Just make sure, everything is in place before revealing it. Guns inside the vault, Baseball bat in the cabinet and Knives in the knife rack. One more thing, try to keep a mobile phone in hand and get ready to call 911 or some ammonia solution to wake the bejeesus out of your folks! If you have any suggestions, why don’t you add it up to the list?